Beowulf: Short StoryIn the beautiful town of Ventaria, which is located near the southern-most point of Ireland, a once proud colony of people enjoyed the magnificentsurroundings and a simplistic life.
Brian the Great, beloved ruler of theVentarians, had been killed by the evil Filth-Sammich. This vile creature, witha crocodile-like build, had a head larger than the immense church in the centerof the town. When fully-opened, the mouth of the Filth-Sammich could open wideenough to fit a large tree. It’s powerful jaw and razor sharp teeth were fearedby all that knew about it.
The beasts’ torso looked large enough to contain theentire population of Ventaria, and still have room for an elephant or two.Finally, the tail of the Filth-Sammich was so long and powerful, it could wraparound and crush the massive castle of Brian the Great. Although Ventaria nolonger had a ruler, fear of the Filth-Sammich kept the locals in line.
In orderto keep their town, the people had to bring food to the creature, as soon as itwas available. They also had to give him all their precious valuables. TheFilth-Sammich allowed the Ventarians to eat enough to stay healthy, but nothingmore. Before the Filth-Sammich arrived, the people were loyal and faithfullydevoted to their respected ruler. The monster lived in a gigantic cave whichwas a ten-minute walk to the edge of town. It was rumored that when the Filth-Sammich swallowed you, you were slowly digested over a week or two. The beastalso made it clear that it had powers beyond the forces of nature that allowedhim to mentally witness the actions of anyone within the borders of Ventariasimply by thinking about it.
With this in mind, townspeople were obedient andcompliant towards the wishes and demands of the Filth-Sammich.Warriors that were still loyal to their deceased king, had developed asecret signal that the Filth-Sammich didn’t pay any attention to. When awarrior asked another about his harvest for the Filth-Sammich, it meant thatthere was a meeting in the abandoned farmhouse on outside town limits that night.Here, the monster could not detect or observe. When these meetings were held,the soldiers would relax and speak of rebellion against the Filth-Sammich.
Drinking and socializing took place in this farmhouse, giving the men a sense ofsecurity. They would talk about how they could slay the mighty monstrosityevil-eradicators. One soldier in named Urther announced that he could defeatthis terrible fiend.
Although Urther was the strongest and most skilled warriorin the group, his comrades were skeptical. So, Urther told them that he wasgoing to go slay the beast, proving his worth. The other warriors made futileattempts to convince him not to, but he was determined. So, Urther’s fellowsoldiers gave him the finest equipment they had. They gave him the strongestarmor, a superior helmet, and finally, the sword of Brian the Great. With this,Urther set out to achieve an inconceivable task.
He knew that his odds werestacked, but, with a fearless and determined state of mind, he made the trek tothe cave of the Filth-Sammich. He knew that when he defeated the monster, hewould be known as the greatest of all warriors.When he reached the cave, he snuck behind the beast while he wasadmiring and sorting the riches it had taken from the Ventarians. What Urtherhad forgotten, was that the Filth-Sammich could see him now that he was in townlimits. With amazing speed, the creature spun around and swung its tail atUrther. Urther was not ready for this, and the Filth-Sammich’s tail knocked thesword out of his hand, while at the same time breaking his leg. Urther tried tofight the huge monster, but he was in quite a predicament.
The beast picked upthe brave warrior and flung him into his enormous mouth. Quickly, Urthergrabbed hold of the monsters tongue and held on for dear life. Flying back andforth, the Filth-Sammich tried to fling Urther from his tongue, but Urther’sgrip was holding. Urther kept hitting some hard object at the back of thecreatures throat. He realized that this was the beast’s spinal cord. With anoverwhelming feeling of determination and confidence, Urther punched at thisbone structure with every ounce of strength in him.
A shattering noise soundedthroughout the cave as the cord was severed. The Filth-Sammich let out a screamthat was heard miles away. With a broken leg and bloody fist, Urther managed tofree himself from the mouth of the dead monster. He got the sword of the kingand painfully crawled his way back to town where his victory was celebrated.The astonished Ventarians unanimously appointed him king. The story of Urtherand the Filth-Sammich circulated around the world; giving Urther the glory heworked so hard to achieve.